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[Vyse]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2694963890: Table Tinsley (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:26:21 ET - 2007/06/17
Seat 1: Touch Move ($6.15)
Seat 2: xxStampmanxx ($14.05)
Seat 3: Ben60657 ($30.10)
Seat 4: Vyse0wnzj00 ($34.70)
Seat 5: izybx ($25)
Seat 6: frouf12 ($30.75)
Ben60657 posts the small blind of $0.10
Vyse0wnzj00 posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vyse0wnzj00 [Ah As]
izybx raises to $1
frouf12 folds
Touch Move has 15 seconds left to act
Touch Move has reconnected
Touch Move has 15 seconds left to act
Touch Move calls $1
xxStampmanxx folds
Ben60657 folds
Vyse0wnzj00 has 15 seconds left to act
Vyse0wnzj00 raises to $4
izybx adds $1
izybx folds
Touch Move calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Js 9c Jd]
Vyse0wnzj00 bets $5
Touch Move calls $2.15, and is all in
Vyse0wnzj00 shows [Ah As]
Touch Move shows [9h Jc]
Uncalled bet of $2.85 returned to Vyse0wnzj00
*** TURN *** [Js 9c Jd] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Js 9c Jd Jh] [6s]
Vyse0wnzj00 shows a full house, Jacks full of Aces
Touch Move shows four of a kind, Jacks
Touch Move wins the pot ($12.75) with four of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.40 | Rake $0.65
Board: [Js 9c Jd Jh 6s]
Seat 1: Touch Move showed [9h Jc] and won ($12.75) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: xxStampmanxx (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Ben60657 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Vyse0wnzj00 (big blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
Seat 5: izybx folded before the Flop
Seat 6: frouf12 didn't bet (folded)

What the hell? Jesus christ.

VERY NEXT HAND, I flop a straight with KQ. Turn: J. River: T. WHAT THE [censored].