How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff's Notes

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Hello to KRANTZ,

I am writing of this letter because you! YES you are my hope for moneteriel wellbeing in this great america i hope you are well, please my Name is Prince Ndoba Vegas Fysches and I need help with 100!!!thousand of my money!

they have informed me please that if you play a poker on with a computer (and how?) i am a gentleman or two who wishes you one hundered thousend of our moneys for playing a poker not with a computer and it is yours if you can HELP ME with EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR from my esteimed country Phakelund to your fine america, i hope you are well.

you that know Jay-ManTwenty8 and we would wish you both take your share of one hundered thousend money in a head on head round of a poker! and threehunderd and sixhunderd those are the amounts of the game. and no more no less please!

and with this transfer to you and you can be helping with EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR and get yes YOU get ten percentages of a transfer (is this rake haha! but that is a joke for you. so yes you profit and please be good to do business i hope you are well.

and thank you for business!
the Prince