beat: softest table i've ever encountered and all were bible-humpers

[BowToYourSensei]

went to play live 5/10 NL after sitting through a rock garden of a 2/4 session, and just the softest action i've ever encountered (in california, anyway). i really didn't wanna leave the table, but 4 of the people there wouldn't shut the [censored] up about asking everybody (especially me) about jesus and if i'd like to visit their church and [censored]. this went on for a good 4 hours before the game finally broke. for the last [censored] time, i'm an arab. jesus is not my messiah and didn't die for my sins.

reminds me of freshman year when the outside of one of the halls would be littered with people handing out tiny bibles. one day i was just sick of it so after i was given one i went next to a tree, pulled out the rest of my waterbottle and put it in my pants, called out the guy to make sure he saw me, unzipped my pants, put the bible on the ground and poured the waterbottle onto it. he was incensed.

anyway, the champions of christ were either really pathetic or using an ingenous tilt ploy. i still can't figure out which.

final results: +340.

back to booze.