So I had a date tonight

[Georgia Avenue]

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I'm sure she will be thinking of that letter over the summer while she's being pounded in the ass by a real man.

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This is a good point. BTW if chick ever finds this thread and reads it, I'd like to offer my services.

Hello girl,
Unlike most of the guys your age, I have no interest in marrying you or writing you notes or listening to your interests. My hobbies include: bands you've never heard of, movies you've never seen, places you've never been, and depths of debauchery and violence of which you've only heard vague rumors. You will laugh at my jokes, even though you only comprehend half of them, because the half you understand seem to be mocking you gently. We will have sex on the first date, because you know that if you don’t, I’m never calling you again. If you call me at 3am to come over, I’m bringing a bottle of wine, and I’ll be drinking it out of your bellybutton within 10 minutes. PM for more details.

--GA