Brandi Death Pool

[PokerBob]

Given that Brandi is (a) very visible here at 2+2 (b) living life in the fast lane (smearing her blood on the wall, hanging out with pill-popping degenerate gamblers, getting herself in situations where she finds the genitalia of the elderly nestled against her spine, etc.), and (c) this is a site where gambling is discussed, we must have a discussion of when she will meet her earthly demise. Will it be before she hits 30? Will she live to be 98 in spite of her vices like George Burns? Will she meet a guy who actually cares about her, move to Omaha, have 3 kids and join the PTA?

NOTE: This thread in no way wishes any ill will upon Brandi, nor does it condone any action by any outside party that expediates her demise. Its purpose is merely to speculate on when Brandi will shed her mortal coil.


I'm going with November 17th, 2022.