VegasNick MSPaint Story Pt. IV: the conclusion

[BowToYourSensei]

how could two great icons of the poker world and 2+2 community have such a rapid simultaneous fall from grace that cripples the very foundation of their beings?

how can one man go from


to




and another man still to go from legend to broken?

in honor of my 2000th post, i submit to you, the viewers of BBV and the 2+2 community, the end of my VegasNick MSPaint series...

VegasNick Pt. IV: We Are Mortals After All

Having gone broke at the hands of Mike Matusow, VegasNick stumbled across the Amazon Room of the Rio looking for a poker player to back him when he saw a familiar back of his own gaining a crowd around her...VegasNick's first love...Brandi Hawbaker. VegasNick saw an opportunity to fulfill a lifelong fantasy in spite of the huge crowd between his love and himself.


He knew that in order to successfully land his penis on her back, he needed to reach into his pocket for his tabulated chi to extend his penis through the crowd onto her.

Unfortunately, VegasNick's lack of a high school diploma meant he wasn't aware that ED pills aren't meant to increase the size of your penis. His lack of diploma also meant he thought it was a good idea to take 100 mg of the pill at once. His penis then burst (not the good kind) all over the Amazon room. The room then looked something like this:


VegasEunick left the Rio ashamed


Now not only broke but rendered completly castrated, VegasEunick sat and pondered his future when a familiar person walked by...he recognized him almost immediately...the legendary gambler2k4.



The two went to the sportsbook and had a chat.




The dynamic duo then fired up pokerstars and sat down with Gambler's roll on a single table.



While that was it for gambler2k4, VegasEunick still vented on BBV from beyond the ban...that's when the call was made.





And that's how VegasNick broke his leg.


The End.