OT: First Annual STTF Bowl-O-Rama WSOP Kickoff Party

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I parlayed my high carding skills into a free lapdance at Rhino. I gave her 5-4 but she didn't realize I'm at least a 6.5-4 fav. Donk.

This amazingly sexy chick came to chat with me. I was hooked, so I had to do what I could to get her away so she couldn't part me and my money too quickly. I asked if she was Russian, she said she was from Tahoe, I asked if any of the girls were Russian, she said no and asked why. I told her because my friend liked Russians, and all of a sudden she started speaking with a Russian accent. So hot. Decent fake accent, too. I gave her a bill, sent her off with Gramps, and he came back like three hours later.

Strippers apparently don't know what double or nothing means. I won the first bet, she won the second and said I owed her $40. Same girl who argued for a long time that (a) there's no north pole (btw Dali, f yerself) and (b) that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon.

Yugo fell in love at some point. He just chilled and ignored most of the dancers for most of the night, then one cool blonde showed up and was in his lap until I left at 6am.

If you wrap your 20s in hundreds and flip through the hundreds to get to the 20s, girls notice. In fact they make you take their number so you can call them when you want to blow wads (of cash, btw)

Patrik Antonius showed up. The girls sitting with us said, "he's not THAT good looking"

They have candy and gum in the bathroom. There was a bowl of starburst and I asked the attendant dude if he could unwrap one for me. I didn't actually let him, that's dick beyond belief imo, but he definitely would have.

We celebrated jman's pretend WSOP victory. It's funny to tell these girls that your buddy just won $750k that day.

Scrippas will work very hard for your money if you make them. It's surprisingly easy to have the upper hand in negotiations. All a matter of willpower.

I think that's it for now. More tonight I'm sure.

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