brag: did some manly stuff this weekend

[roaaahhh]

was so hungover from drinking vodka for 10 days straight that on friday i was shaking and sweating, went through withdrawels then ate a bacon cheeseburger with avocado on saturday and only drank beer and woke up on my floor with my girlfriend gone, she also blew me a couple times, now im sitting in sweatpants thinking about having a beer and i just ate 2 pieces of bacon, but im gonna stay sober so i can be coherent when my parents call me since they just returned from paris.

manly or a desperATE CRY FOR HELP!!?!!