How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

[matt85]

Im not necessarily talking about full-blown monkey tilt but when playing poker how often do you do something like the following. Notice they are broadly categorised into levels of frustration a) being mildly annoyed, e) being someone's probably calling the cops.

a)Shout loud enough for everyone else in your house to hear
b) Bang you fist on the desk
c) Break you mouse/keyboard/monitor/desk
d) Kick your dog/cat
e) Beat up the next person who you happen to see.

I have an a) moment about every hour, a b) once a session or so and have had one c) before, though admittedly that was playing online BJ. No d)'s or e)'s as yet [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Just curious to find out if im normal or not.