Any Brandi Updates?

[Peter McDermott]

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Well, at least it appears that she's upped her rates if she got someone to "back" her in the WPT Championship tourny ($25k)

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I look forward to the forthcoming books, "Banging Crazy Chicks: Theory and Practice" and "The Theory of Poontang."

I believe that the latter introduces the following axioms to the geekish and generally -EP (expected poontang) players that populate the poker world.

1.) Every time you get your penis on the back of a hot young chick without entering her into a satellite, you are +EP.

2.) Every time a hot young chick persuades you to mentor her without ensuring that you first SIIHP, *she* is +EP and you are -EP.

3.) However, if your mentoring efforts mean that a 60 year old man, gets to do a threesome with two crazy young chicks in their 20's, this play is +EP regardless of how batshitinsane the young chicks are.

4.)?????

4.) Poontang!!!