Convince me to stake you

[KidVegas72]

tl-dr everything, but im in the zone right now and am just a little busto for the moment. Im 20, ive lived in vegas for the last 15 years, first played poker when i was 11, begged parents to let me play in nickle and dimes family home game. One of the firt times i played i won $40 ( probably luckboxed a tad but w/e) which is mad robusto for an 11 year old. Started playing freerolls and stuff as a hobby when i was 14, first real "win" was a 2nd place finish at the 800 player $85 freeroll they used to have t pokerroom.com, started playing more for real money when i was arond 16 - won some freeroll for $150, ran it up a little. At some point deposited $500 at party, had an insane month +35 buy-ins (a little more luckboxing, but man were those the days...)...


Could go on but w/e, long story short im up approximately $25-30k, lost some of that back sports betting, but i really actually hate gambling and increasing variance...

Could be up much more if i played 12 hour sessions everyday but i get bored on he computer sometimes... though I probaly wouldnt mind playing a 20 hour session right now, i've really got the itch and i woud crush a NL game right now...

I've been playing ice hockey for 9 years... im meticulous, hate losing, and enjoy dominating a game just a much if not more than winning money...

I need some practice befor playing the $1500 limit tournament (WSOP), but i would probably stick to my money NL game ,1/2, 2/4 or w/e

My mom went and saw this ex psychic (sp?) detective who has told her enough stuff she couldnt know to make me curious, apparently im supposed make some good money at a new job, I might go see this psychic lady for kicks its $65/half hour ad at the end u can ask her 3 q's at the end...

I have no PT data because all of my comps have been whore, u can search my posts if u dont believe me...

Ok i don't feel like typing anymore, pick me or not its W/E really, my broken ass keyboard is getting on my nerves...