Convince me to stake you

[mbillie1]

Bakes,

You should stake me for like, 50NL so I don't have to get a job, because damn getting a job sucks. But if I don't get one by July I have to like, run in front of a car and sue or something. I'm like +3ptbb/hr @ 50NL, and busto because 1) I don't have a job and have been playing 25NL and 2) I keep taking out moniez to spend them.

You know you don't want to see a 2+2 poster of my caliber resort to actual employment, holla

edit: btw this are srs post, I can throw up some graphs or whatever