Things that annoy you about your fellow golfers

[Ineedaride2]

Two things:

People who try to read putts for me. Some of the groups I play with are very informal, but DON'T read my putt for me unless I ask for it.

But the worst is when I hit a bad shot, and somebody states the obvious.

"You fatted it."

"You duck hooked that one."

NO [censored] MORAN.


Honorable mention: Hitting/picking my ball up by mistake.