ZeeJustin the next to get caught multi accounting Party MTTs

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Been playing the new Arctic Monkeys album to myself recently - it's rather good...As I have little better to do and this album is one of my favourites right now I thought I'd get all topical and rework some of the lyrics to WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN.

Which is track 11 - and possibly the best song on there.

So I present WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN(the Scumbag song) in "honour" of ZJ as this has been running through my head all day I thought would share.

I thought my contribution to this mammoth thread ought to be a little different as just about every angle seems to have been covered now...

If you've not listened to this album BTW "Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am - Thats What I'm Not" then it's highly recommended that you do.

whos that guy there?
I wonder how it is that
he can survive five bad beats
He says he doesn't chip dump
but I doubt he keeps receipts
It's all not quite legitimate.

What a scummy man
just give him half a chance
I'll bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes
He's got a PartyPoker ban
amongst some other offences.

I've heard he plays tourneys all night
Sng's and MTTs, 6 entries - thats right
Now that he's been found out - he's still not seen the light

That Zee's a scumbag don't you know
A cheating scumbag don't you know...


Although you're trying hard to play fair
Opening more tables so you don't collude
You say that you're not really cheating
Sorry mate - but that is just quite rude

You must be up to summat
What are the chances? - sure it's more than likely
I've got this feeling in my stomach
I wonder what your next story might be

They say it changes when the chips are down
They say it changes when the chips are down
They say it changes when the chips are down
Round here.

Have you read his Bull [censored] statement
Trying to sound like it's Innocuous
As tho he don't know what he's doing
We think Zee has just [censored] up.

We're all delighted he's been found out
Posting here - and giving him what for
Because he can't keep stealing profit
Now that Partypokers shown him the door.

It won't stop just with Justin - no.

They say it changes when the chips are down
They say it changes when the chips are down
They say it changes when the chips are down
Round here.

What a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan
I hope you're not involved at all.

I hope you're not involved at all....