Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

john kane · #11 05-16-2007, 09:39 AM

OH MY LORD!!! OH MY LORD!!! 21 HOURS TILL MY FINAL UNIVERSITY EXAM FINISHES!!! YYYEEESSSS!!!!!! I ORDERED A NEW LAPTOP ADAPTER LAST WEEK FROM DELL AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE THIS FRIDAY (OLD ONE BLEW UP AND ON FRIEND'S LAPTOP AT THE MOMENT). I THEN GOT AN EMAIL FROM THEM TODAY SAYING SHIPPING DELAY TILL 24TH MAY!!!?!?!??!?!?! WTF! WTF! HOW DARE DELL CORPORATION TREAT JOHN KANE LIKE THIS! SO, BEING THE BALLA THAT I AM, I THEN GO TO ANOTHER SITE AND BUY ANOTHER ADAPTER, INCLUDING PAYING $30 FOR NEXT DAY DELIVERY BEFORE 9AM - OMG!!! HOW BALLA!!!!!

SO TOMORROW I WILL RETURN TO THE TABLES (ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE HASN'T FINISHED BY THEN SO NO HEAVY DRINKING YET).

OH [censored]! I BETTER CRAM HARD TODAY FOR THIS EXAM TOMORROW. [censored]. [censored].

View Poll Results: What do I do?
Call her and get the T-Shirt back before her psychopath ex finds it and kills my family and friends	17	16.35%
Forget it and order another one	7	6.73%
Order a Tuff_Fish T to replace	29	27.88%
You are full of shit, anyone that orders (or wears) a T-shirt like that doesn't get any play	51	49.04%
Voters: 104. You may not vote on this poll