Magoo Fest - time to do it again

[Al_Capone_Junior]

It has been entirely too long, time for another turgid episode of Magoo Fest!

I'm thinking the first week of august would be perfect. I'm involved with a seminar on poker room rules and procedures, dealer procedures, and decision making that's probably going to happen august 2nd. Anyone interested will of course be welcome to sign up. There will be so many poker guru types in town during Magoo Fest we might as well make it an excuse to get together for any and every reason we can drum up.

The MOST important thing about the next Magoo Fest is that I've got a casino where I can host a brand new and totally crazy tournament idea created by none other than ME, Al_Capone_Junior. I call it the Laggart's Ball. You may think you know how to play tournament poker, but you've never played like this. I'm not revealing all the details yet, but I'm going to tell you two of the MOST important details now:

1. You can get sent to JAIL during the tournament! There will be a jail set up right there in the room, complete with a sadistic warden and everything. And yes, your sorry butt gets blinded off when you're in JAIL.

2. I'm arranging for nothing but HOTT CHICKS to deal the event! The people rejoiced!

There will be limited seating for the first edition of the Laggart's Ball, so this will be by reservation only. I'm expecting at least sixty seats to be available, but likely not many more.

Just like all Magoo Fest events, anyone from 2+2 is welcome, but I do reserve the right to kick you in the nuts. Grinders and Tighty-McWhitey types need not apply, as this tournament will be designed to reward the loose aggressive style of play. Certain "perks" may be available for certain players, such as military veterans and girls!

Of course we'll be having the usual drunken ring games, complete with ridiculously collosal stacks of chips and stupid awards.

Here's another thing I'm wanting to do this year - a Valet contest. Nicest car, biggest POS, most ghetto, most ridiculous vehicle, etc.

I'm going to give a short seminar for anyone interested in becoming a poker dealer, this will be free of charge and open to anyone.

Everything and anything else that we want to do we should go ahead and do it! From serious seminars on strategy to craps fest or whatever, people get off your butts and get with the program.

Please comment here, particularly on the dates. If there is something that would make a different date range better, like cheep rooms or an event in town, speak up and be heard.

Al