Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT

[mbillie1]

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Just got a text saying "I enjoy every new biology book last night I read a new one" (no she [censored] didn't)

What in the hell is she talking about? BBV, write my return text message. I really don't care what it says. Just make it an eyebrow raising nonsequitur

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You need to cut to the chase with this one. Just be like, "let's hang out at your place tonight." and start hitting it. She's obviously too crazy to give off or pick up on an innuendo.