need a intimidating/challenging statement for my poker flyer

[Lottery Larry]

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I fail to see how my request on this forum makes me a Douschebag.

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Unless you're from Germany, you added an 's'.

And it was this original statement:
"I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard"
... plus your overall "presumed" arrogance, that brings out the wolves.

Now, it seems you also have some potential:
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Unless you are insinuating that my skill is so great that grown men offer themselves to be my submissive slaves in hopes of me teaching them how to play?).

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...so I'm hoping you dial it back a bit (rather than this previous reply/challenge) and go on to big things here in HP.