Cheating on your wife

[lostsoul]

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more TR's?

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Sure why not I will give u one I sort of started in the I SHARTED thread. I was in college and at a dive bar off of campus getting totally tanked. I had broken up with my gf the night before so all I wanted to do was get hammered and pass out. Well there was this ugly bar winch there that kept talking to me. I didn't think I would ever be drunk enough but the night was young so I wasn't a out and out dick. She was 5'8 150, type of x-biker chick look, grew up in a trailor park type of girl. As we were talking I found out she actually lived above the bar. I made a mental note never to come back to that bar. As we are talking I am doind a shot and a beer about every 5 or ten mintues. I do close to 10 shots in a hour and half plus the bee's, so I am feeling pretty [censored] good. As she is talking to me more I look at her and try not to fall off of my barstool, and say "I really want to [censored] right now lets go upstairs and let me put it in u". She said"ok but give me a kiss first". I said "thats ok, I vomitted in my mouth alittle bit ago its better we not." She agreed. We went up stairs and she was on top riding away and I really had to fart. I am really hammered so I don't even try to hold it back so I let it rip and then I feel something wet underneath my ass. I freeze and realize what I had done. I let her continue for maybe a sec more before I roll her over and get up. I tell her there was something on her bed that is wet. I grab my [censored] run into the bathroom and hop into the shower for a few secs enough to get clean. Then get dressed and leave without saying another word to her.