Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

[Lurker.]

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OP sucks at life. Villain bluffed, and you knew she was bluffing so you called with a hand that couldn't even beat her bluff.

Better line: You suspect villain is bluffing, so bluff-raise! Start babbling unintelligibly, acting like you're mentally handicapped, show her your nth level thinking (or perhaps lack thereof)

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[censored] you, go to OOT