Post your own conspiracy theory thread

[Alobar]

Everyone knows that tupac aint dead, we didn't land on the moon and the Jews were responsible for 9/11. But that's not what this thread is for. Everyone loves conspiracy theories, but this thread is for you to make up your own and post it.


Mine is kind of a spin off of a well known fact. That our government engineered the AIDS virus to kill black people. What you don't know tho is that in 1991 the government paid Magic Johnson to announce that he had AIDS. They needed a "heterosexual poster boy" so they could make it ok for people to have AIDS with out automatically being assumed to be gay. This made it more acceptable to the blacks, since magic obviously can't be gay cuz hes all about the poon. But the main reason was so that 10 years later he could still be alive, still be healthy and could for all purposes be "cured" of the disease (a disease he never had), so that everyone would just continue spreading it without worry "oh its no big deal, they have a pill for that now, I wont die, look at Magic, now hand me that dirty needle and you know I aint gunna wear no rubber baby, that aint how I roll."

<font color="white">I set the over/under on number of people who dont read my post and just post a known conspiracy theory at 11. </font>