Post pics of girls you love but can't get with

[TheFaucet]

TheFaucet came up to Norcal years back to go to college and found out that all the girls up here are either gay, fat, or hippies who don't bathe. Except for this one girl who was the prettiest thing TheFaucet's seen since coming out to the west coast. TheFaucet asked her out after class one day and she said yes and gave him her number, but then she called TheFaucet saying that she was seeing another guy and that she kinda liked him. Which led TheFaucet to believe that she is either a liar or an indecisive cuntt, and TheFaucet hasn't talked to her since. It's been half an year and TheFaucet still can't stop thinking about her, it's like TheFaucet is sick in the head or something. She's one of the few girls that TheFaucet has met in his life who he thinks is better than him. TheFaucet is posting some pics of her so you can tell TheFaucet how repulsive she is so TheFaucet don't have to think about her all day. TheFaucet is drinking heavily right now and cannot be taken accountable for his actions, and if you make fun of TheFaucet he will call you a h0m0 and probably sodomize you with a bottle in front of your friends. TheFaucet will now go smoke pot until he can't feel feelings anymore.