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Old 04-18-2007, 05:24 PM
Al_Money Al_Money is offline
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Default I know it\'s been done before...

but these first couple hands are pretty funny. 7 minutes has to be a record, too. 20 hands isn't too shabby either.


******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1500
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP2: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Button: t1500
Hero: t1500
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, MP1 calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t50)</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t70)</font>, CO folds, Button calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t1500</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 calls all-in t1480</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP3 calls all-in t1480</font>, Button folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t-4320, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4560)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t-4320, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4560)


River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t-4320, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4560)


Results:
Final pot: t-4320
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Qs 2d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed 3d Ah</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP3 showed Ad 8d</font>


******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1480
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
CO: t1480
Hero: t4560
SB: t1480
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t80</font>, CO calls t80 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t110)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4560</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in t1480</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in t1400</font>.
Uncalled bets: t3060 returned to Hero.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t-1230, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4290)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t-1230, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4290)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t-1230, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4290)


Results:
Final pot: t-1230
<font color="#ffffff">CO showed Ad 9s</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Kh Qh</font>


******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
Hero: t1500
Hero: t7630
Button: t1470
SB: t1480
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in t1420</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t7630</font>.
Uncalled bets: t6210 returned to Hero.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t60, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2870)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t60, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2870)


River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t60, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2870)


Results:
Final pot: t60
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 6s 7c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Ad Ks</font>


******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1470
Button: t1470
SB: t1480
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t9080

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 5 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1470
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t9090
BB: t1470

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls t20 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t9090</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in t1450</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in t1450</font>.
Uncalled bets: t7620 returned to Hero.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4410, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4410)


Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t4410, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4410)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t4410, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t4410)


Results:
Final pot: t4410
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 4h Kd</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed 9d Ac</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Jc Jd</font>


******* Hand 6 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t7620
SB: t4410
BB: t1470

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t7620</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t7600 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t50


******* Hand 7 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t4400
SB: t1450
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t7650

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 8 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t1440
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t7660
BB: t4400

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t7660</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in t4380</font>.
Uncalled bets: t3260 returned to Hero.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8800, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8800)


Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t8800, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8800)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t8800, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8800)


Results:
Final pot: t8800
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 4d Kc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Kh Ac</font>


******* Hand 9 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t3260
SB: t8800
BB: t1440

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t3260</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t3240 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t50


******* Hand 10 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
3 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Button: t8790
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t3290

Pre-flop: (3 players) Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Button folds, SB calls t10 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t30)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t3290</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in t1400</font>.
Uncalled bets: t1870 returned to Hero.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2840, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2840)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2840, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2840)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2840, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2840)


Results:
Final pot: t2840
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 6s 7h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Kh Ad</font>


******* Hand 11 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4710
BB: t8790

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4710</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t4690 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t40


******* Hand 12 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t8770
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4730

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 13 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4740
BB: t8760

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4740</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t4720 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t40


******* Hand 14 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t8740
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4760

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 15 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4770
BB: t8730

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4770</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t4750 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t40


******* Hand 16 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t8710
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4790

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 17 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t8710
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4790

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB folds.
Uncalled bets: t20 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t10


******* Hand 18 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4800
BB: t8700

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t4800</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t4780 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t40


******* Hand 19 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: t8680
SB: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t4820

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises all-in t8680</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero calls all-in t4800</font>.
Uncalled bets: t3860 returned to SB.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t9640, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t9640)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t9640, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t9640)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t9640, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t9640)


Results:
Final pot: t9640
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 6d 6h</font>


******* Hand 20 ********

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1420
Button: t1470
UTG: t1420
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
MP3: t1500
CO: t1500
Hero: t9640
BB: t3860

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t9640</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in t3840</font>.
Uncalled bets: t5780 returned to Hero.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t7720, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t7720)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t7720, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t7720)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t7720, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t7720)


Results:
Final pot: t7720
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed As Ks</font>
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