Today I became a pro.

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Josem = the new Slacker. Take your throne back Slack.


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You might be correct, this time Mr. Josem,
It's clear that you know how to play no limit holdem.

But what you are missing my friend with your ish,
Sometimes at this level, they all aren't a fish.

Small blind got his big stack by working the table,
And making good choices, despite Wickss' fable.

Small Blind is the bully, he has all the clout,
And isn't afraid to tell Wickss "Get OUT!"

When min-raising is right, I really don't know,
But I'm not gonna do it, not here that's fo sho.

So folding is right in this sticky spot,
Min-raising is dumb so our Hero got caught.

The moral, my friend (and inferior poet),
Is that Wickss should have known
that he just has to fold it.

Now go back to your foosball, your soccer or pool,
You know for a fact that I'd take you to school.

/pwn Slacko [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]Wow. I'm in tears. (In my best Don King voice), "Ladies and gentleman, the defending champion and undisputed heavyweight poet of the world.........Slacker McFly!!!!!"