Worst SS stats you've seen?

[Ampelmann]

I always wonderes why people don't start to wonder what they may be doing wrong after 1,7k turneys and cashing almost none of them. I always thought there are 2 main conclusions to which people can come:

(1) I suck
(2) Somebody cheats

Either way, I stop playing at some point. Well, if I come to conclusion (1) but still have fun, I might play.