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[scottjf8]

I absolutely cannot win at poker

no matter waht

I have TT? Someone else has KK

I have AJ on a J high flop? Someone has QQ

Oh, but I get QQ?

PokerStars Game #8990319097: Tournament #45710062, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/19 - 22:02:30 (ET)
Table '45710062 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: nenorocit (2640 in chips)
Seat 2: goods2001 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: scottjf8 (1450 in chips)
Seat 4: sworvie (1460 in chips)
Seat 5: KILL3R1234 (200 in chips)
Seat 6: thearistotle (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Taktika (1670 in chips)
Seat 8: GnormanRoot (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: royal953 (1590 in chips)
KILL3R1234: posts small blind 10
thearistotle: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [Qc Qd]
Taktika: folds
GnormanRoot: calls 20
royal953: folds
nenorocit: calls 20
goods2001: folds
scottjf8: raises 120 to 140
sworvie: folds
KILL3R1234: raises 60 to 200 and is all-in
thearistotle: folds
GnormanRoot: folds
nenorocit: folds
scottjf8: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7c 4h]
*** TURN *** [Tc 7c 4h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7c 4h 8h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KILL3R1234: shows [7d 8c] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
scottjf8: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
KILL3R1234 collected 460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 460 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 7c 4h 8h Jc]
Seat 1: nenorocit folded before Flop
Seat 2: goods2001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: scottjf8 showed [Qc Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: sworvie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KILL3R1234 (small blind) showed [7d 8c] and won (460) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: thearistotle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Taktika folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GnormanRoot folded before Flop
Seat 9: royal953 folded before Flop (didn't bet)