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Old 03-07-2007, 02:55 PM
holyfield5 holyfield5 is offline
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Default Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

OK guys i decided to step back and look at this whole issue from the point of view of dick tracy in a crime novel and sure as rain i figured it all out. walk with me BBV.

So Brandi finds out grimstarr is in town and staying with rick, she decides to go meet him and notices him 35k deep in a cash game and money signs flash before her eyes. she quickly scuttles out of sight hoping noone saw her approach and hatches a delightfully devillish plan to secure a few tourney buy ins.

She hops on to 2+2 and deduces that grimstarr is staying with rick, she tracks him down using her hooker connects in the city and they tell her where rick and grimm are staying. She then worms her way into riveros heart and convinces him to steal grimms money so they could live happily ever after and buy into as many satellites as they want.

rivero smitten by the temptress breaks it off with grimstarr and they have a big fight, grimstarr goes into the bathroom crying his eyes out at 5am and rivero makes off with the cash in the case. The incensed rivero calls and cancels the reservations just to shun grimstarr and then tosses the cellie. Brandi Hawbaker then over the course of the next few days manages to steal the money herself from rivero and runs off with Bryan Micon. The now broke and sad rivero who no longer has any money or reputation left crawls back to 2+2 and tries to reclaim his name and dignity.
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