Best Quick Joke you know

[BobAllinSki]

What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive now?
A:<font color="white"> Scratching on the lid of her coffin</font>

What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?
A: <font color="white">They both came come out of France in a wooden box. </font>

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: <font color="white">Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
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What did Princess Diana and the queen mother have in common?
A: <font color="white">They both died pushing 103</font>

How do you know Princess Diana didnt have dandruff?
A: <font color="white">They found her head and shoulders in the back of the car</font>

What did Princess Diana do when she found out her driver had been drinking?
A: <font color="white">She hit the roof</font>