Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Fast Food Knight]

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The entire AIDS business is a bunch of BS as far as I'm concerned when it comes to female to male transmission in the U.S. If anybody is going to get AIDS from a woman it would be me. I've been tested multiple times and everything is fine.

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Along these lines, and I won't be offended if you don't want to answer, but have you ever gotten ANY kind of STD from these parlors?