Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Howard Beale]

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HB, good thread. I always find this kind of stuff interesting since I will never see one of these places myself. Nice description.

If I were a guy I'm sure I would try it at least once! The main thing that would concern me is disease. I am paranoid about that kind of stuff. I think I would have too many anxieties to enjoy myself.

One time a friend of mine was describing his experience in a brothel to me. I wanted him to tell me what it was like. The only thing I remember him saying is how rushed he felt. He said the girl was obviously not into it at all and really rushed him. In your experience is this common?

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That happens sometimes but at these places you've already paid for a block of time so there is no need to rush. The opposite is actually the case for those of us who get 'ultra-excited', as it were. Howard, to be sure, doesn't have that problem. Much.

BTW: Just in case curiosity overcomes you some day I hereby volunteer to take you to an Asian Massage Parlor. You have to come to Phoenix (or pay my way to where you are). I guaranty that you will be in no danger whatsoever either from my cuddly and adorable self or from the ladies of the house who will treat you well.