Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Are all Asian Massage Parlors the same way? Eg, if you walked into an "Asian Massage Parlor" in a random city cold with no read or information, would you expect to get laid?

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Yes. If the sign says 'Oriental' or 'Asian' Massage and ESPECIALLY 'Accupressure' that's the place you will get laid.


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I want to go back to this, perhaps you or someone else can clarify. Every single Asian massage parlor is for sexytime? I only ask because these things are all over the place in LA, and I often think to myself "can there really be that many bordellos around here?" If they're all for sex, that's amazing, simply amazing.