Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Howard Beale]

Ok, I have read at least 2 recent threads where the posters had a terrible time getting hookers. One of them is on the front page now, regarding getting a hooker from the yellow pages. A couple/few days ago was a post about 2 guys in LV who spent a fortune trying to get laid. IN LV! Each case apparently ended in disappointment.

So, I'll admit it, I'm an afficianado of Asian Massage Parlors and have been to many of them in NYC, Phoenix and LA. I haven't been to one in a few months but I'm sure they are still the same.

The Asian Massage Parlors are the greatest things ever invented for getting laid by a hooker and will save anybody looking for this service a great deal of bother so in case you're interested ask away and I'll try to answer/help you out.