Happy Paczki Day BBV!

[damaniac]

Beat: School ran out of paczkis in 90 minutes, while I was in class. Now I don't get my caloric goodness.

Double beat: called a friend last night and found out she in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I'm still in Michigan.

Triple beat: Going to Nice, France, and thought I would be there for Carnival. But of course it ends today, so I miss that too.

Brag: I won't lose a year off my life by eating one of those cholesterol-magnets.

Variance: No one knows what a paczki is.