Beat: People think I'm a Bum. BBV, help me Brag?

[jdock99]

The answer to all of this is very clear: Go back to school, get your education, embark on an upper-middle class white collar career, marry an average looking woman, buy a 3 bedroom house in the suburbs that you will be paying the mortgage on for the next 30 years, have 1.5 kids, and pursue a socially acceptable life of mediocrity, all the while feeling generally unfulfilled and empty inside.

If you follow these instructions, noone will ever question you as being a bum again.