Beat: I crapped myself

[Golden_Rhino]

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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This, of course, was my first thought. It was snowing heavily, there was already a large amount of snow covering the ground. No bushes, and a fairly consistent flow of large trucks driving by

More Variance: non of those [censored]-sucking truck drivers would give me a lift.

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Yeah, like you'd be slamming on your breaks to give a guy with a s**t stain on his pants a lift.