Beat: I crapped myself

[ckmj23]

Im currently vacationing in a rural area of Alberta. I decided to take the 40 minute walk to the nearest corner store to pick up some food. After selecting and paying for various item, I begin the long trek back home. About 15 minutes in I get that tightening feeling down low, signaling that its time to take a dump.....

I immediately regret the 3 bowls of chili I ate last night as this beast demands to be unleashed.

Beat: I crapped myself

Brag: I was able to exit most of it through my pant leg.

Variance: 0-4 On door knocks to see if I could use a neighbours crapper.