I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[OziBattler]

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ozi,

is BB some kind of brilliant hand reader? how does he not 3bet the top boat there? also, wtf did CO have, AJ?

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heh! that's what I said to ozi this morning, but I think he was too pissed (aussie pissed = drunk) to answer coherently.

Just kept mumbling something about poker being easy (and it's not easy to mumble in IM).

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he read me for quads...or doesnt know that a boat beats a flush. As I said...poker is easy....I havent hit a 1 outer in zomg so long and I score it in a balla pot. Paradise really is paradise although im gunna have to delay my 2k post as my W2SD just went up. haha.

so basically last night I drink 2 bottles of red wine and go on a hot streak. zomg.



poker is easay

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, UTG+2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 caps</font>, Ozi calls, UTG calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (14SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Ozi bets</font>, UTG folds, MP2 calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Ozi bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 caps</font>, Ozi calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (16BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Ozi bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 caps</font>, Ozi calls.

Results:
Final pot: 24BB
<font color="#ffffff">MP2 lost 5.25 shows Ks Kc </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Ozi bet 5.25 collected 11.50 net 6.25 shows Ad Ah </font>


no really, it is easy...the guy I CR on the flop was a maniac btw.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">MP2 raises</font>, CO calls, Ozi calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (14SB, 9 players)
Ozi checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi raises</font>, BB calls, 2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12BB, 7 players)
Ozi checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (12BB, 7 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Ozi bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi 3-bets</font>, MP1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18BB
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 lost 2.50 4s 5s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Ozi bet 2.50 collected 8.60 net 6.10 shows 9s 9d </font>

no REALLY..it is easay..this is how you slow roll it...villian is a maniac and ive wooped his ass so many times I figured I'd let him think he was ahead. holla.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
10 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (10 players) Ozi is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi raises</font>, UTG+2 calls, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi caps</font>, UTG+2 calls, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12.4SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Ozi calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7.7BB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi raises</font>, UTG+2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi caps</font>, BB calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (15.7BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Ozi caps</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.7BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB lost 5.25 9d 7s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Ozi bet 5.25 collected 11.35 net 6.10 shows Kd Kh </font>