Jokes that push the envelope

[willie]

why does hellen keller masturbate with one hand?

<font color="white">she uses the other hand to moan </font>

Four nuns go to confession together.
The first nun goes in to speak to the priest
"Father i saw a man's penis"
"If you're sorry for what you viewed, go to the holy water- wash your eyes out and you'll be absolved of your sin sister."

The other 3 nuns watch her come out and wash her eyes with the holy water

The next nun goes in to the confession
"Father i touched a man's penis"
"If you're sorry for what you did sister, wash your hands in the holy water and you'll be absolved of your sin."

The other nuns watch her come out and wash her hands in the holy water.

The third nun gets up to go into confession and is grabbed from behind my the still waiting 4th nun.
"Why are you grabbing me?!"

"I'M GOING NEXT! If you think i'm going to wash my mouth out with the holy water after you stick your ass in there you're fking crazy!!"



not too edgy, but enjoyable