Jokes that push the envelope

[battschr]

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
<font color="white">A jew is a person whose religion is Judaism while a pizza is a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with other topings. </font>

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?
<font color="white"> You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it really. </font>

A blonde woman and a black man jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
<font color="white">Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Neither hair color nor race affects acceleration due to gravity. </font>

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I laughed