my first post minus well be controversial

[disjunction]

Since this thread has been up for hours and hasn't been moved yet, I'll comment...

Penn -- Joe Paterno suks.

Duke -- One of these schools is not like the others. One of these schools does not belong...

Harvard -- Too busy fighting among themselves. All the faculty are leaving. This school will be nothing soon.

Yale -- Wishes they were Harvard.

Princeton -- Eating clubs are the most exciting thing they got going.

Virginia -- Where is UVa located exactly? Are we sure it really exists?