Unrequited love - what to do?

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Look how quickly Romeo forgot about Roslyn when he met Juliet. Guy was all head-over-heels at the beginning of the play and at the end he couldn't even remember the broad's name.

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Yea, and things turned out great for everyone in the end of that play.

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But at least he learned something.

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Hmm? I can think of -
1) I can kill someone in a sword fight, cool
2) Poison tastes bad
3) What the deuce, Juliet isn't really dead - croak