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[JuntMonkey]

PokerStars Game #7860838183: Tournament #40178539, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/01/10 - 06:35:07 (ET)
Table '40178539 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: bmaximus (3110 in chips)
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (5215 in chips)
Seat 3: martin5024 (2420 in chips)
Seat 8: JuntMonkey (2755 in chips)
bmaximus: posts small blind 50
futuredoc85: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JuntMonkey [Kh Ts]
martin5024: folds
JuntMonkey: calls 100
bmaximus: calls 50
futuredoc85: checks
*** FLOP *** [6c Jd Jh]
bmaximus: checks
futuredoc85: checks
JuntMonkey: checks
*** TURN *** [6c Jd Jh] [Kd]
bmaximus: bets 100
futuredoc85: calls 100
JuntMonkey: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [6c Jd Jh Kd] [5h]
bmaximus: bets 100
futuredoc85 said, "zomg raptor button limp!"
futuredoc85: calls 100
JuntMonkey: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bmaximus: shows [4s 6d] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
futuredoc85: shows [Kc Qh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
JuntMonkey: mucks hand
futuredoc85 collected 900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 900 | Rake 0
Board [6c Jd Jh Kd 5h]
Seat 1: bmaximus (small blind) showed [4s 6d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 2: futuredoc85 (big blind) showed [Kc Qh] and won (900) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: martin5024 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JuntMonkey (button) mucked [Kh Ts]