B&M Cliches

[Wetdog]

(someone to an all-in player) "Good luck, all in." Yeah stfu. You don't mean that.

Some more - "Internet poker is rigged. You can buy programs on Ebay to cheat for you." "The river will either make you or break you." My wife says that all the time. I just want to shove a watermelon in her pie hole when she does that.

Here's two of my favorites:
Four to the flop - "Four fun seekers."
Four Asians to the flop - "Four prayers."