B&M Cliches

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Friday at the Borg:

"I have three pairs"

"I have a suited pair"

They were even less funny after 15 minutes.

I also heard "ATC" for any two cards.

Then there was the guy who told me he had more outs than me on several occasions, and he didn't on every occasion.

I have to confess, when questioned about playing a hand I did say "But they were suited".

TCBIF