Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

[danielg]

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I think I've posted this in another thread, but don't feel like searching.

I was at a strip club once, and was offered a lap dance. At this club, the dancer gets $20, and the club takes a $2 fee as you're leaving the backroom. So this girl offers me a dance and I tell her that I only have a single $20 bill, so I'll get a dance if she pays my fee to the club. She would rather have $18 than nothing, so she agrees. Afterward, I'm walking out of the backroom with her, and realize I left my cell phone. I went and got it, and found that she was gone when I got back. This 6'10" bouncer wants his money, and I start trying to explain our arrangement. He doesn't want to hear it, and was probably excited at the opportunity to bounce somebody. He put me in a choke hold and threw me out the side door. I did manage to get the Ron White line, "Do you jerk off when you watch Roadhouse," out as I was being hurled out the door.


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Who go's to a strip club with only a single $20 on them, you are a loser.

Dan