Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

[illeagle]

Back when I was about 20 a friend and I drove from East Texas to Fort Worth to go to a knife show and damned near hit a dear on the service road going 75-80 mph. Luckily the car stuck to the road as I swerved around the doe.

Anyway, we got to Fort Worth before the show started and saw a stripclub so we decided to kill a little time there. The club was in a big aluminum building kind of like a portable building. I noticed a discarded condom in the parking lot.

I felt a little nauseous and had a headache from the prior night's drinking. When we get inside we see the place has three girls working. Two in their twenties and one that looked like she was in her mid forties. The younger girls sit down with us and we talk. I remember the blond smiling and noticing that her yellow teeth were rotted down to little nubs. Uggh, this experience isn't mixing well with my hangover.

My friend went off in another room for a private dance with the 20 something brunette. While he was gone I just sat at the table with my head in my hands and the strippers left me alone because they could tell I wasn't digging the vibe of the place.

As soon as my friend came back from the private room he asks, "are you ready to go?" I just got up and we left. In the car he tells me, "that girl looked alright in the main room but when we got in that back room under the fluorescent light, she had bruises all over her body and on her titties."

That skanky little hovel made me feel sick and sad. I didn't go to a strip joint for a long time after that and still never go unless I'm with friends that really want to go to one.