Toss's Degenerate Vegas Christmas Trip Report (LONG)

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Wynn
Instead I play some slots. Yes that's right slots. Why would I play such a stupid boring -EV game for? Wheel of Fortune is why. This slot machine must make bank. I pour in $40 just to spin the god damn wheel.



I didn't care whether I won or lost. The wheel was drawing me in and waiting to be spun. I'm on my 50th reel and I'm on tilt. The guy sitting to my right has hit BACK to BACK wheel spins and he's just hit his third. Why do the donkeys always get lucky? After what must've been 100 credits the slot machine blares out "WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!" I sit up straight in my seat and my family crowds around. I hit the spin button and the audience (sound bite from the slot machine) starts cheering. I stand up as the wheel slows near 1000. It stops at 40. F**king rigged ass piece of Sh*t!!! My Dad start talking in rapid Cambodian and claps his hands real hard. My brother shakes his head at me like it was my fault. Must've pressed the button too hard or too softly. I decided it was time to blow this dump and head back to Excalibur.


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WOF slots are more damm addictive than crack. And that effin "Wheel......OF......FORTUNE!!!!!!!" sounding like the sirens or something.

F-you WOF I hate you!