Never Trust Anyone

[Alfil]

Cap'n: Holy hard on fer shizzle Newhizzle.
Newhizzle: What is it Cap'n.
C: Our secret identities are about to be exposed.
N: Huh, how, by whom?
4/6: By me, muah, 15 Minutes.
N: 15 Minutes? Who are you and what have you done with BatGirl?
4/6: BatGirl flew away after your boy blunder couldn't tell her ass from her elbow, er I mean back, and now I'm going expose you to the world.
C: Holy hand job newhizzle. What can we do to stop this!
N: Have faith Cap'n, the community will surely see through these accusations as lies. In 14 minutes this will surely be over and done with.

16 minutes later...

C: Holy [censored] Newhizzle.
N: Yeah, I saw those a couple of weeks ago... I mean uhm...
C: This is going viral. Everytime the thread begins to die something leaks out.
N: That's it! Release all information on Dutch. That ought to distract them for a few hours while we wait out those 15 minutes.
4/6: HaHaHaHaHa! Your plan did nothing. Everybody already knows Dutch is the Joker.
C: She's right, Piss Dutch didn't cause the same reaction- it's only created imitators. This story isn't going away. What else can we do?
N: I think I have one idea left.
4/6: You think you can defeat me. Hah!
C: What are you going to do.
N: I didn't want it to come to this.
C: You keep 30K in that belt? What are you nuts?
N: Are you ready for that Sit and Go 15 Minutes?

Narration: What does our Batacular hero have planned to get himself out of a mess this time? Tune in tomorrow. Same Batty Time. Same Batty Forum.