Do all strippers have herpes?
Lately I've been [censored] a lot of bitches. This had made me somewhat neurotic and paranoid about STDs. I was reading the CDC's (center for disease control) website and found,
"Results of a nationally representative study show that genital herpes infection is common in the United States. Nationwide, at least 45 million people ages 12 and older, or one out of five adolescents and adults, have had genital HSV infection. Between the late 1970s and the early 1990s, the number of Americans with genital herpes infection increased 30 percent."
That is a lot of [censored] people with the herp. Many of the girls who I have been [censored] have been strippers. They are hot and easy lays. These facts lead me to believe they have all probably [censored] lots of guys. Since, almost everyone has herpes I am guessing 100% of strippers have the herp. I have not yet got the herp. Therefore, I'm thinking I should stop [censored] strippers while I'm still ahead. But. I really like [censored] strippers. So OOT please find a flaw in my logic so I can keep [censored] strippers.
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