Some of my least favorite things

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when you need to take a quick [censored], and you get the broken off turd so you have to wipe for 6 hours.

people who leave the grocery carts in the parking lot

the example above of the moron who swerved into the lane at the last second was great. I hate people who can't drive with anticipation. ZOMG EXIT ONLY WTF SWERVE. Too bad there weren't signs. Oh wait, there were 4.

i also hate when you start to explain something that may be a bit complicated. You start with the first step, and you begin to clarify, and the person already just gives you the exasperated "i'm not paying attention" face, sometimes accompanied with annoying sigh noise. this makes me want to hit them in the eye socket with a ballpeen hammer

when someone gets rewarded for a completely retarded maneuver in poker. example: open shove for 40xBB with 44 UTG, get called by AA, hit a 4. this infuriates me even when it doesn't happen to me